I am exhausted and my throat is killing me. Am I sick again? Nope. It’s just a common side effect of screaming at 3rd graders all morning. And I was actually not screaming, but rather just singing “Head and shoulders , knees and toes” at the top of my lungs, for a long period of time.
The only remedy for this is an extra-large Dunkin Donuts iced French Vanilla coffee with milk. Please. I’ll pay for your plane ticket if you can deliver it cold.